February 2013
7 posts
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January 2013
5 posts
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December 2012
5 posts
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Every time I call AT&T's customer service line, a...
Think of the walls, AT&T. You fucking bastards.
edit: THE OFFSPRING IS NOT ACCEPTABLE HOLD LINE MUSIC.
November 2012
6 posts
It must suck to be on your period during a zombie...
Things they don’t mention in movies…
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October 2012
3 posts
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Alexa Chung Responds To Weight Criticism →
“I just get frustrated because, just because I exist in this shape, doesn’t mean that I’m like advocating it and saying: ‘I look great.’ How do you know I’m not looking in the mirror and going: ‘I wish I could gain ten pounds?’ Which is actually quite often the case.”
If you can love your curves, I can love my bones. I’ve got a million...
September 2012
2 posts
It’s really hard to meet new people who share my interest in not meeting people.
– (via collegehumor)
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
7 posts
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My scabs are itchy.
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I just Googled "Google"
Fuck I’m tired…
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June 2012
6 posts
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I hate having to put on a bra because there's...
T-Rex gives the best high fives.
May 2012
14 posts
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Should I watch Boardwalk Empire or Downton Abbey?
Booze and boobs? or PBS….
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