September 2011
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 28th
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I just watched Friends with Benefits
All I have to say is: SIDE BOOB.
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Anonymous asked: Nah I've seen dat like 12 times already. I should be fine haha. I don't know why my phone is saying I logged out, but this is Brian lol.
Aug 26th
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“I had just become immune to sleep. I suddenly found I had 8 extra hours. My life...”
– Ben Willis (Cashback) why the hell am I awake? -__-
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Girl Crush: Natasha Khan
Aug 22nd
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ListenListen
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Aug 21st
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Aug 19th
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lynn: did you know jamba juice has a smoothie called Penis Shooter on the secret menu
vincentdoe: ahaa
vincentdoe: lynn, tonight is one of those moments where im gonna confide in you about something
vincentdoe: and we'll bond a bit over it
vincentdoe: and ill feel closer to you for it
vincentdoe: but first, i have to take a shower
vincentdoe: brb
lynn: the fuck
lynn: -___-
lynn: you better take like science camp showers
lynn: i swear if youre in there for an hour imma cut you
Aug 19th
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ListenAnd instead of saying all of your goodbyes Let...
Aug 19th
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Super Belated Birthday
It makes it that much more of a pleasant surprise when it’s over a month late. :) I must have passed out from exhaustion because I definitely would’ve remembered Andrew Garfield and Jon Snow being there on our backpacking trip… I love Diana. She’s hilarious.
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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““Here’s the difference between boys and girls: Boys will fuck things...”
– Louis CK
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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I wish a lot of things were unisex :/
Aug 17th
Things that are true about me but I wouldn't admit...
I hate children (ages 7-16). I have the patience of a raging bull when it comes to moronic snobs (I’m smiling while I plan your death in excruciating detail). I enjoy alone time because I sometimes find people to be exhausting. I have terrible time management skills. I have terrible people skills. I have the attention span of a guppy. I sometimes wish I had “Fuck off, you...
Aug 17th
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8 Lines That Would Have Ended Star Wars Real Fast
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